student: Ms. Ebberts, how old are you?
me: Why? Who wants to know?
student: 'Cause you got old people feet
me: WHAT?! How do I have old people feet? What does that even mean?!
student: Yeah, I saw 'em when you came over to me today in class. They were all wrinkly and old.
me: Well, thank you for this information. I'm sorry to say there's nothing I can do about my premature foot aging.
student: You could get some foot cream or something. I'm just telling it like it is.
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