Me: Have you guys ever seen Mean Girls?
Boys: No
Me: Oh, you should watch it, it's really funny. It's not a girly movie, it's for boys too.
Boy: Yeah, that's what my mom said about Steel Magnolias, too. She lied.
Boy: "Did you guys know Vietnam was an actually country?"
Boy: Are you always this physically blessed when you stand in front of the room, Ms. Ebberts?
Girl: I'm going to set you up with this guy I know. He lives in Mexico and started an orphanage. I think you'll like him, he's REALLY Christian.
