I ate a neon pink gummy bunny that tasted the way trash smells today.
After I spit the candy, I offered the bag of candy to one of my (former) students.He accepted, then convinced me to try a different color.
The purple ones taste like cough syrup.
Me and a few students got to talking about Pokemon in Geometry. So, I said something about Jiggly Puff and proceeded to teach. Well, this is first block, so sometimes the coffee that I have before school makes me say and do weird things. So, in the midst of giving my class notes, I turn to them in the middle of a sentence and yell, "PI-KA-CHUUUUUUUUUUUU"
